TweetNot even a “surprise” appearance from Paula Abdul or an impromptu performance from Janet Jackson could save this piss poor season of American Idol. There was a time that I would move mountains to make sure that I didn’t miss an episode of the reality singing competition. But this year, it fell flat, and I found myself board at the notion of sitting through an hour of mediocre singers, most of whom were not Idol material. In my opinion, only Lee Dewyze and Crystal Bowsersox could stand in the shadows of such Idol luminaries as Fantasia, Carrie Underwood, and Kelly Clarkson. Of course, they ended up being the final two. I barely was able to watch tonight’s star studded season finale, but knew that in order for me to be the pop culture mama that I am, it was necessary. Highlights? Christina Aguilera, Hall & Oates joining the boys to ...