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Boob Tube, FABulous Women, In The Closet · February 8, 2011

Not Even Kim Kardashian Can Get Me to Buy Skechers Shape-Ups


Okay, so I get it—Kim Kardashian is every man’s dream woman. She is curvaceous, exotic, simply stunning to look at, and has a hot body. She is also rich and famous and has the world in the palm of her hand. And even with Kim’s effortless (insert snicker here) “perfection”, there is one thing that Kim got wrong. And that, my friends, is Skechers Shape-Ups.

I’m sure you’ve seen the Super Bowl ad of Kim, ponytail affixed, sweaty, sexy, laying on her back as she says good bye to her hunky personal trainer. She doesn’t need him any more because she’s got Skechers Shape-Ups—built like Herman the Monster shoes, the clunky shoes does nothing for the fashion elite—or even women like me who aren’t fashionistas, but not lames either. I have never seen Kim strolling about Beverly Hills flanked by the paparazzi in these Skechers Shape-Ups, nor will we probably ever see her wear them, unless it’s attached to her receiving a check for her appearance in them.

And this is when the brands get it wrong. We are not stupid. Kim K wouldn’t be caught on Rodeo Drive with these clunkers—but we are supposed to wear them? At least be realistic with your brainwashing tactics, why don’t you.

Even Kim K. can’t made Skechers Shape-Ups look fabulous. Which is a shame, because if anyone could do it, it would be her. But the world isn’t fooled. FAIL to Skechers.


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Comments

  1. Kizzy says

    February 8, 2011 at 9:38 am

    I think those shoes are awful. I did try them on once (my mother-in-law has them) and they actually do what they claim – for what I could see/feel. But yeah, I agree with you…never in this world would Kimmy wear them….

    Reply
    • The Cubicle Chick says

      February 8, 2011 at 4:13 pm

      Kizzy, that is what gets me about celebs. They hawk products that they would never use unless they were getting paid. We all see right through it, though, but brands continue to use celebs to tout their products—even when it’s clear it’s not a good fit.

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  2. Kizzy says

    February 9, 2011 at 9:45 am

    WE see right through it, but I’m sure a lot of her fans ran to the store to go buy themselves some Skechers. Sad…

    Reply
  3. afreshmusic says

    February 9, 2011 at 10:54 am

    My goodness that woman is beautiful! Ugly shoes but what a gorgeous woman! A lot of middle-age women will buy those shoes though. They going to think they are the sh*t too. I think my mom have some of those shoes.lol

    Reply
  4. VivaLaBrandi says

    February 9, 2011 at 6:08 pm

    they need to burn Sketcher’s shape ups, they are horrid. The reebok easy toners are pretty easy on the eyes & they do the same thing. My mom has a pair & I wore them to the store & I felt the burn. The commercial was completely wack as ell though, total fail, bad shoe, bad commercial. shaking my head

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    June 23, 2011 at 1:07 pm

    […] are also a sexier way to tone up your calves than those Shape-Ups you see advertised by Kim K (seriously, does she wear those things out in real life? NO). While cute and sporty, you just […]

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The summer I turned 50. Grays are graying. Perimen The summer I turned 50. Grays are graying. Perimenopause is perrying. My joints are jointing, and I’m volleying between is this reality or are we being Punk’d? This has to be simulation… 😳
When a woman cuts her hair, she’s about to chang When a woman cuts her hair, she’s about to change her life. ~ Coco Chanel 🎀
I’m officially 5-OH! Golden Girl elite status. J I’m officially 5-OH! Golden Girl elite status. Just call me Blanche. ✨✨✨#happybirthday  #hbd #birthdaybehavior
She only doing what she know… 🏁 #grandnationa She only doing what she know… 🏁 #grandnationaltour #stl
MAY tings… MAY tings…
A rooftop situation is always a good idea! Recentl A rooftop situation is always a good idea! Recently, I was invited to a Happy Hour of bites and beats at @angadartshotel’s @artbar.stl and when I say the food, drinks, and the vibe were necessary during these stressful times. I see another visit soon in my future. Cheers! 🥂
April photo dump. And things of that nature. ✨✨
Are we twinning or nah? 😂😂😂 Are we twinning or nah? 😂😂😂
4/10 should be declared a national holiday because 4/10 should be declared a national holiday because on this day a king was born! Happy birthday, son. Love you more than words can say! 🎉🎉🎉
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