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Cubicle Life, The Cubicle Chick Don't, The Water Cooler · October 28, 2009

No Phone Sex In The Cubicle


phone1Before you scoff at the title of this post, yes it happens. More than you think. And once, I was the unlikely witness of said activity in the office and it turned into an offense that she (my co-worker) eventually got fired for.

I was working for a tax resolution firm in 2006, and many times, because of laws and such, our phone calls were recorded. “For quality assurance purposes”. But really, they were being recorded to make sure we were conducting actual business on the phone and not speaking to our Auntie Mary Sue in D.C., since we were required to hit three hours of phone time daily, and sometimes struggled to hit that target. Anyway, all of the associates were required to have a weekly meeting when we would go over various cases, laws, and such. In the meeting, the General Manager (also known as Atilla the Hun) decided to play examples of phone calls with clients. Some of the calls were good. And some…well….

They played my phone call which was pretty bad. I was rushing a client off of the phone (because we were being called into yet ANOTHER meeting and I was being told to get off the phone). But of course when they pulled up the phone call, that didn’t matter. So after being chastised about my poor phone performance, she went to the next Associate.

And….well….

The call started off rather pleasantly. But you could tell from the beginning that this call was not one with a client. It seems that this female associate decided to call her boo and discuss what they were going to do that night. And then it got graphic. He began asking her what she had on, who was in the office, and if she could close her door. And after that, got even more explicit with him telling her to put her hands down her pants and “make it hum for him”. I was so embarrassed for her! But instead of turning off the phone call, the General Manager allowed the call to continue and before you knew it, heavy panting, moaning, and breathing was in full force.

He climaxed on the phone. Oh the horror!

So be wise Cubicle Chicks and Dudes. Phone Sex, Phone Boning is wonderful. But never do it from an office phone.

FIN


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  1. ladebelle says

    October 28, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    o mi gosh! how EMBARRASSING!!!! i don't know what i would do if that were to happen in my presence. (note how i didn't say to me cuz i wouldn't be so foolish)

    when i was working, the lame girl who sat behind me would be on the phone yackity yacking to her so-called-friends. then one day they broke up with her and she came into my cubbie blubbering like a fool… smh…

    there is no place for personal shit at work.

    Reply
  2. Nightfall says

    October 28, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    WOW!!!!!!

    Reply
  3. shercole says

    October 28, 2009 at 6:20 pm

    lmao damn lol that has to be the most embarassing thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  4. ODARA says

    October 28, 2009 at 6:23 pm

    LMAO!!!!!!!! Oh my God how EMBARRASSING! LOL!!! But on a lighter note I'm sure that made you feel WAY more @ ease about being scolded for rushing your client off the phone LOL!!!

    Wow!! The majority of what my job consists of is taking calls and I know for a fact that they record them from time to time. I tell you, a story like this makes me THAT much more mindful of what I say. Unbelievable that she would do that though. SMH!

    The next time a provider calls in and says this on the other end…

    "Please be advised that some calls may be recorded for quality assurance"

    I will think of this example EVERY TIME lol!

    Reply
  5. Alexis Tai says

    November 3, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    LMAO I CAN'T

    Reply
  6. Malenga says

    January 28, 2010 at 4:04 am

    Wow… That boss could have been *seriously* sued for sexual harassment by playing that recording. With that said, whoa. I mean really. hehe

    Reply
  7. Chivonne says

    March 23, 2010 at 9:20 pm

    *pause* SAY WHAT?

    Reply

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Mimosas, beignets, and Benedicts, oh my! Brunch is Mimosas, beignets, and Benedicts, oh my! Brunch is my absolute favorite meal and @louieswinedive in Clayton treated us so well! I will definitely be back. 

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Brunch vibes. #latergram #brunch #stl #stlouis Brunch vibes. #latergram #brunch #stl #stlouis
A generous heart is always open, always ready to r A generous heart is always open, always ready to receive our going and coming. In the midst of such love, we need never fear abandonment. This is the most precious gift true love offers – the experience of knowing we always belong.” — bell hooks
One more week before she goes back to school for h One more week before she goes back to school for her second semester. Reppin #stl and @seriessixcompany. 

#stlouis #collegekid #stlmade #mykid
Flower arranging has become the self-care I didn’t know I needed. It’s a tranquil and relaxing experience for me. Get into it. 💐 #traderjoes #flowers #therapy #selfcare
It was about a mellow mood & self-care for me toda It was about a mellow mood & self-care for me today as I spent the first day of the year taking care of my mind, body, and soul. It went something like this…. #newyear #selfcare #overforty #fortyish
We made it a family night at @stlouiswheelpark. A We made it a family night at @stlouiswheelpark. A time was had and memories were made. Grateful that I got some extra days with these guys (thanks Southwest—now run my son back his reimbursement 😂).
My family gifted me $250 worth of Sephora gift car My family gifted me $250 worth of Sephora gift cards as one of my Christmas surprises. Take a look at my haul which includes makeup for oily skin and a some faves! #sephora #haul #skin #oilyskin #beautyproducts #overforty #midlifewomen
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